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It was the call you never want to receive from your child’s school.

“I wanted to ask if it would be OK for your daughter to speak to the police.”

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The hamster is fine, thank you

The phone rings while I am at work. “This is Lucy from Pets at Home. Just checking to see how your hamster is settling in.”

I suppress a sigh. This is the third time someone from the company has called – usually in the middle of my working day – to asked our hamster’s health.

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Why I am thinking of committing a crime

I am thinking about committing a crime. Just a small crime, nothing that would really hurt anyone. Like maybe selling an alcoholic beverage to a 17-and-a-half-year-old. Or importing some Polish potatoes to the UK without notifying the authorities (I kid you not, this is a genuine law, which came into effect in 2004).

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